What am I doing tonight? I'm going to the Circus.
No, not that circus. This one:
Yep, that's right. I'm going to see Miss Bat-Shit-Crazy herself, Britney Spears. The tickets were free and I've heard the show is not to be missed. As in, who wouldn't want to watch the train wreck that is Britney lip-synching to her own CD while gyrating around stage for an hour and a half?
Oh, and while we're on the topic - you've all heard her song "If You Seek Amy" right? Is she flippin' serious? Ma'am you have children. Have some self respect.
I'll have a full report tomorrow. And hopefully some pictures from the shit-show.
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I am not sure you appreciate the number of cocktails you are going to need to consume to make that experience enjoyable. If you get carried away in the beer line feel free to call me for a ride.
:::hanging head in ashame:::
I love BSpears and am totally jealous!
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